SWFTR SHIRT TALES

  Beginning with the premise that there's a story behind every race t-shirt,         hence, every runner has a story regarding every race they've run, this feature attempts to share a few of these unique experiences with  the reader.

TRAINING RUN REDEFINED

                It started like any other normal day in Smallville, KS, except this wasn't quite Smallville, but almost.   I wasn't feeling too super myself, so I opted for the 2 mile run that day at Lakin's Rodeo Run, and thenassisted  at the finish line for the 5 mile race.   To the bestof my knowledge  there was nothing out of the ordinary to be expected during the race, and  as usual, Jeff Bernasky came in first with a good time.   Coming in second was Steve Nash, and so far I still wasn't aware of anything out of the ordinary.   The third finisher was (I think)a local girl named Joan Parks who was obviously a very good  runner. 
           While waiting for the next finisher, we were  joined by another race volunteer who had been marshalling part of the course.   He told us of noticing that a train was coming (and the race course was to  cross the tracks), and since he knew she (Parks) was coming, he thought she might have to wait for the train.   He intended to time how long she had to wait in case it could be subtracted again after she finished.
          She related how she hadn't had to wait on the train, it was gone before she got there, but she got excited about the runner that had been ahead of her.   He had crossed right in front of the train.   The engineer was blowing the whistle like the dickens and he still crossed.   It didn't take much sleuthing to figure that it had to have been either Jeff or Steve, and most likely Steve.   I had to find out from Steve what had prompted such a stunt.   He must think he's Superman or something, faster than a speeding locomotive and all that.   Steve wasn't to be found.   He'd evidently already headed for his fortress of solitude.
           I tracked down Steve at another racethe next week in Dodge City.   When asked, he told me he'd seen thetrain when it was about a quarter mile away.   It was then he decided that he could outrun it.   He'd just put his head down and ran hard.
       "Didn't you hear the whistle?"
          He did but he ignored it.   He never looked toward the train again until he was across.
       "Wasn't there a crossing guard down or anything?"
          There was but he just ran around it.   As soon as he got across he felt the wind from the train and he looked backbut it was already gone.   It was Amtrak.   If he'd known it wasAmtrak he wouldn't have tried to cross ahead of it.
       "So you're just used to outrunning regular trains?"
          That wasn't it.  He just thought he'd be waiting for a long freight train while Jeff got further ahead and others would be catching up to him.
       So that's the story of the race that redefined "training run" that day in Lakin.  Steve Nash later moved to Vinita, OK and still races some, and unless you're a superman yourself, you'll probably need a little Kryptonite to outrun him.

        According to another contemporary account, Nash is a little more like Clark Kent except in races.   Earlier the week of the race described above, Paul Hewson and Roger Unruh were running with Nash when they came upon some parked train cars blocking their path.   Hewson and Unruh climbed over between cars to continue running, but had to stop and coax Nash who wasn't comfortable around trains.   By that time, they had lost their "zone" but the three runners went on with their practice run.   Considering Nash'sremarkable transformation on race day , I reckon he must have been able tofind a convenient phone booth on Saturday morning.

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