SWFTR
TOP TEN NEW INVENTION IDEAS
FOR RUNNERS
10.
Lightweight solar powered fan
to keep you cool when running on hot days. It could be worn on the
head and simulate a ceiling fan right above you, just don't high-five anybody.
9. Talking
stopwatch that gives you your splits with a flick of your wrist.
8. A
remote control cat decoy to lure those pesky dogs away from you.
7.
Running clothes that look blurry as if you're going really fast, great for
those racing photos.
6. A recumbent treadmill exerciser.
5. Mini hovercraft disguised as running shoes
for when you rest the day before a race but still feel the urge to get out
there.
4. A special baton for carrying donuts so you
can carry your breakfast with you to finish during the race. It could
also be multi-purpose for use in relays.
3. Medic-Alert singlets.
2. Pureed Wheaties as an option at water stops.
1. An indicator at railroad crossings to denote
whether speeding locomotive is a long freight train or a short quick Amtrak.
[to be endorsed by Super Nash]